this is how you play. listen up! you write yer best pick-up line. then the next person will say if that pick-up line would work on them or not. then they will write their best line. got it? ok!




"Does this rag smell like chloroform"

that actually works?

I don't need a pick-up line. Any woman would feel honored to even get the chance to speak to me.

You don't need pick up lines when you look this good.

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!

If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.